i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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