can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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