Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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