Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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