there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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