It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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