Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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