let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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