I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is Oprah even human
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