do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something