I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.