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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa

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  what did you steal

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  frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.

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  details please.

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  they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent

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