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• (516): View more from New York

  Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

  (516): View more from New York

  No! im just getting hammered instead

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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• (408): View more from California

  You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon

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• (415): View more from California

  He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver

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