ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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