can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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