windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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