Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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