What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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