i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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