once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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