was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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