when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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