we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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