maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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