Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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