so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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