I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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