We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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