she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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