Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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