Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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