I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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