I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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