Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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