he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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