its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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