You're my little dorito
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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