He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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