i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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