i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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