how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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