How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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