i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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