we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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