It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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