Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im holly from the hills drunk
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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