You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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