If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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