I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Holy sore nipples Batman
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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