I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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