So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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It's like God shit irony all over that family
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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