Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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