I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We have started to decorate penises.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
