google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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