I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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