Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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