Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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