we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
